Monday, April 27, 2009

Ba Dum Bum

Today is Monday, so it must be a good day for some Pretty Good Jokes.
So here goes..

What tricks can horses do?
Turn cartwheels.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pavlov who?
I got you to say "who's there" didn't I?

I like bank tellers because to their everlasting credit, on no account are they ever withdrawn.

My dentist's car got stuck in mud. He did a rut canal.

What's the difference between a kitty-cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has its pause at the end of its clause.

One day a snail got mugged by a couple of tortoises. When the police arrive on the scene they ask, "What happened?" The snail says, "Oh, I don't know, it all happened so fast."

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.
On a more positive note, though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

1 comment:

Mindy said...

Ha! I love the last one best.